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Molim vas procitajte

2010-12-28T16:52:00.005+01:00

Moja sestra i njen decko su sinoc u mom autu imali udes. Na srecu oboje su u redu. Udes se desio na Mirijevu kod pijace. Ulice Matice srpske i Semjuela Beketa. Vozac koji ih je udario je na trougao prosao brzinom vecom od 60km/h, odvalio je moj punto, zarotirao ga za 200 stepeni i izbacio u drugu traku. Vozac koji je napravio prekrsaj se nije zaustavio ni na tren, samo je nastavio da vozi. Da sestrin decko nije isao sporije i nije blagovremeno zakocio moja sestra bi verovatno na mestu poginula. Molim svakoga ako primeti IVECO RIVAL kombi sa ostecenim prednjim levim delom da zapisuje tablice i da me kontaktira. Kombi pozadi ima prozore. Hvala!

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Za geekove

2009-06-29T05:40:00.002+02:00

www.instalinux.com

Sam link mami svakog geeka da ga klikne :)

Žene su kao vending machines

2009-03-27T12:54:00.001+01:00

CanisLupus says (12:49 PM):
*ali vending machines su ko zenske brate
*das im para one ti daju sta oces
CanisLupus says (12:50 PM):
*a ponekad ga popusis i ne dobijes nista iako si dao pare

Bruce Lee quotes

2009-03-11T09:28:00.000+01:00

1. “It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.”

2. “All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.”

3. “If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.”

4. “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

5. “Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.”

6. “A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer."

7. “As you think, so shall you become.”

8. “If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.”

9. “Simplicity is the key to brilliance.”

10. “A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.”

11. “As long as I can remember I feel I have had this great creative and spiritual force within me that is greater than faith, greater than ambition, greater than confidence, greater than determination, greater than vision. It is all these combined. My brain becomes magnetized with this dominating force which I hold in my hand.”

12. “If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.”

13. “The possession of anything begins in the mind.”

14. “A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.”

15. “The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be.”

Source

Aleksandrova misao

2009-03-10T11:04:00.001+01:00

CanisLupus says (11:00 AM):
*ja bi brate na svaki laptop i komp od applea nalepio onako: You sir are an idiot, because you bought a Computer which is an overpriced piece of crap.

2009-03-05T11:23:00.000+01:00

Raiden says (11:17 AM):
*shta ima ?? jes bio ne neku rejv skoro
*:D
Kaurin says (11:17 AM):
*idem u subotu
Raiden says (11:18 AM):
*znam znam
*bice udrobenoo
*samo nemoj mnogo da ga udobite da ne bude retko
*heheh
Kaurin says (11:19 AM):
*HAHAH

2009-03-02T22:31:00.000+01:00

Kaurin says (10:26 PM):
jebote, jeli si koristio nekad
neki
CanisLupus says (10:26 PM):
sapun?

Cyber Sex :)

2009-02-17T08:02:00.000+01:00

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****

Prirucni englesko-srpski recnik

2009-01-20T13:59:00.001+01:00

Dark of the job = Taman posla
Waiting All Right for Bread = Čekanje u redu za hleb
Hello for ready = Zdravo za gotovo
A Little Tomorrow = Malo Sutra
I am working with a full penny = Radim punom parom
Big knife tomorrow = Kama Sutra
I am talking alone with the room = Pričam sam sa sobom
Calculate on me = Računaj na mene
Yes Little Duck = Dapače
Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, žica, žica, žica,
drma mi se kabanica
Where are you, sick = Đe si, bolan
Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja
Translate me to the second page of the street = Prevedite me na drugu
stranu ulice
On the face of the place = Na licu mesta
How yes no = Kako da ne
Worked Melissa = Radio Mileva
Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica
They put him Foxes = Stavili su mu lisice
Bean Yourself = Opasulji se
Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga
I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao
Fag Bag = Pederuša
What has? = Šta ima?
Small Before = Malopre
Waiting All Right for Bread = Čekanje u redu za hleb
Edge and Police Wagon = Ivica i Marica
In is = U, je!
Who Plums You = Ko te šljivi
Two Bad Milosh Dead = Dva loša ubiše Miloša
Whodrinks = Kopije
Just-steel = Baš-čelik
The In-fall of Little Mice = Upala mišića
Hello for Ready = Zdravo za gotovo
Blind Hose = Slepo crevo
Why yes no = Zašto da ne
Carry yourself = Nosi se
He has a loop = Ima petlju
Who cuts your hair = Ko te šiša
Since remember country = Od pamtiveka
Erase yourself = Obriši se
Liquid questions = Tekuća pitanja
Yes, little duck = Dapače
To take healthy for over = Uzeti zdravo za gotovo
Since the little legs = Od malih nogu
Small before = Malopre
Sea, brother = More bre
Go escape = Idi begaj
To lead the bill = Voditi računa
Only killer = Samoubica
I am on five = Napet sam
Let's play tickets = Hajde da igramo karte
Two eggs on eye = Dva jaja na oko
If I only had a little more weather = Kad bih imao samo malo više vremena
I divide your opinion = Delim vaše mišljenje
She is in second stage = Ona je u drugom stanju
On the face of the place = Na licu mesta
Whochicken = Kopile
He looped himself with her = Spetljao se sa njom
I wish to elephant on you = Želim da se naslonim na tebe
What is falling on your brain = Šta ti pada na pamet
We were shooting from laughter = Pucali smo od smeha
He is big stamp = On je velika marka
He is not worth a pissing bean = Ne vredi ni pišljiva boba
Out of clean peace = Iz čista mira
Let's eat something from the legs = Da pojedemo nešta s nogu.
Photo-who-drinks = Fotokopije
The in-fall of little mouse = Upala mišića
On-elephant = Naslon
It doesn't dog = Ne pasuje
I old about him = Ja se staram o njemu
Red on railways = Crveno na pruge
Sea march = More marš
Treasure to you = Blago tebi
Are railway = Supruga
He is a spitten father = On je pljunuti otac
Fade, see, joke = Veni, vidi, vic(i)
I have to fish the floor = Moram da ribam patos
Holy shit = Sveta Stolica
Lamb handkerchief = Jagnjeća maramica
He took a paining = Uzeo je bolovanje
Look at him receiving himself = Vidi ga kako se prima
Everything that is lost can be thrown up = Sve što je izgubljeno može
se povratiti
Lightbulb throat = Sijalično grlo
Priest singer = Pop-pevač
On those mothers = Natenane
The river blued the ground = Reka je poplavila zemlju
Everything is up and up = Sve je gore i gore
Eyes colors long = Oči boje duge
Directed cheeking = Usmereno obrazovanje
She has guilty legs = Ona ima krive noge

Onfuck = Najebati
Forfuck = Zajebati
Withfuck = Sjebati
Fromfuck = Izjebati
Offuck = Odjebati

New Now = Novi Sad
Castration City = Skoplje (alt. Withspear City = Skoplje)
Forescratch City = Zagreb
Wart City = Priština
Sarah Is An Ox City = Sarajevo
Wolfcook City = Vukovar
Saturday City = Subotica
Port Resort = Banja Luka (altern. Spa Harbor = Banja Luka)
Runaway Hair = Bežanijska Kosa
Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija
To-Grandfather-her City = Dedinje
Notmind City = Neum
Slantox = Kosovo
Little bad city = Mali Lošinj

Mt. Nick-Was-Digging = Kopaonik
Mt. Noise-Oils = Bukulja
Mt. I-Chorus-and-on = Jahorina
Mt. Damned-and-is = Prokletije
Mt. He-was-Like-an-Ox = Biokovo
Mt. Flat = Ravna Gora

No Cat = Nemačka
And That Fox = Italija

No Yes Stolen = Neda Ukraden
Yes To Little Cannon = Dado Topić
Hope Big Cannon = Nada Topčagić
Little Rose Little Juice = Ružica Sokić
Happy Account = Radoje Kontić
Freeman Gentlefuck = Slobodan Milošević
But I And Brother-In-Law Escape = Alija Izetbegović
Edge except = Ivica Osim
Goverments giant = Vlada Divac
Sparkwho dogburn = Žarko Paspalj
Overdear dayandhunt = Predrag Danilović
Dick Droolfucker = Đoka Balašević
Peace I on = Mirjana
Peacewho = Mirko
Kissopeace = Ljubomir
Andout = Ivan
Earlywho = Ranko
Mroftalp Gnikrow = Aleksandar (od Working Platform = Radna skela)
Gentleis = Miloje
Mildis = Blagoje
Apartmentwho (Flatwho) = Stanko
Colorado = Bojan
Apartmentandpeace = Stanimir
Warandpeace = Ratimir
Dearkiss = Dragoljub
Who-what-on = Koštana

Who Washes, Him Two = Ko umije njemu dvije
Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraže
Go to the ass on the fair = Idi u dupe na vašar
Where cracked yes cracked = Kud puklo da puklo
May the devil beat hawthornes with you = Vrag s tobom gloginje mlatio
Who about what, grandma about doughnuts = Ko o čemu, baba o uštipcima
You can't have both lamb and the money = Ne možeš i jare i pare
When the willow gives birth to grapes = Kad na vrbi rodi grožđe
Let your pretty house be far away = Daleko ti lepa kuća
Cheese and military music = Sira i vojne muzike
Where all the Turks, little Mujo as well = Gde svi Turci tu i mali Mujo
You're banging like Maxim on the division = Lupaš kao Maksim po diviziji
Dear God, the strange events when euphoria was all over Serbia = Bože
mili, čuda velikoga, kad se šćaše po zemlji Srbiji
Could be to be, could be not to be = Mere bit' bidne mere bit' nebidne
Donkey, don't kick the bucket untill green grass = Ne lipši magarče do zelene trave

Najbolji hardverski firewall na svetu

2008-12-22T18:36:00.000+01:00

1. Jedna ljudska ćelija sadrži oko 75 MB genetskih informacija unutar DNK.
2. Jedan spermatozoid sadrži polovinu genetskih informacija, tj. 37,5MB.
3. U jednom mililitru sperme nalazi se oko 100 miliona spermatozoida.
4. Prosečna ejakulacija muškarca traje 5 sekundi i sadrzi oko 2,25ml sperme.

Iz gore navedenog sledi da propusna sposobnost muškog polnog organa iznosi:

(37,5 MB/spermatozoidu x 100.000.000 spermatozoida/ml x 2,25 ml) / 5 sekundi = 1.769.472.000.000.000 bajtova/sekundi = 1.609,33 terabajta/sekundi

Dobijamo, znači, da ženska jajna ćelija izdrzava DDoS napad od više od hiljadu i po terabajta u sekundi i pritom propušta samo jedan, odabrani, paket informacija.

Time zaključujemo da je jajna ćelija ubedljivo najbolji hardverski firewall koji postoji na Zemlji!

Problem je što taj jedan paket informacija koji taj firewall propusti - blokira sistem na 9 meseci...